Sunday, December 09, 2007

My midlife crisis...

So Mel and I broke up so I decided to do something that I've always wanted and figured it was a good enough excuse... and I got smokin deal on it... Thanks JP.

Say hello to my new Telecaster! She's perfect for me, sings like an angel, drop dead gorgeous with no make up on, lovely curves... anyway... I know I'm retarded. But its so awesome!!!

She needs a name. Please help. :)



11 comments:

Syclist said...

you copy cat... welcome to the club

Steph said...

what about a name like Roxeanne?

B. said...

I hope I can have a midlife crisis that results in buying new fancy guitars. My electric is named Lorraine. I think names from our grandparents' generation make good electric guitar names.

Kylee said...

I would say Betty but I think Jared has that name covered.

What about Helen!

She was powerful women whose "face launched a thousand ships"

Or Aphrodite

--goddess of the hunt--

or last but not least

Esther

whose purpose and timing was evident.

Whatever you name her she is a beauty!

Ryan said...

She's a blonde... so how about Bambi?
:)

Yancy said...

hmmm...blonde? She could be a Barbie.
Cassie might be good cause it takes a part of the name Telecaster.
Err...maybe Jenny (just cause it's a freakin' awesome song.)
"Jenny!
I cold step to you, with a fresh pack of gum..."

Mooney said...

She's so beautiful...

I seriously lack breath you lucky freaking dog.

And you should name her Rebeca with a single C. Or Donnetta if you're gonna play country with her. But I'm pretty sure you meant this tele to rock...

P.S. I'ma kill that girl and I can't wait to see ya.

Ben said...

Jason, my trumpet was named after my girlfriend (Gayle, it was her middle name and it was a good classy name for a classy instrument) but than my trumpet got killed in a car accident. So you can't use any girlfriend or former girlfriends names.

R.I.P Gayle, she was a good girl

c said...

you should call it lizzy

Jason Graham said...

I've decided on Jaclyn or Jackie for short. Thanks Jackie, you rock!

Anonymous said...

Did you know that Jacqueline is Mom's middle name?